So somebody in the government definitely has some plastic straw shares they aren’t willing to part with… Smh guys it’s fucking straws. Maybe show a shred of awareness for the future. What happens when the planets absolutely fucked from climate change?? We better hope a meteor takes us out first bois

Root beer nooo! No rootbeer nooo 😭

Order of operations only has one rule: Bedmas (or pemdas if you’re not from north america)

As a wise man once said “we’re fucked fam”