You wrote the title of the post and changed the headline to be clickbait. Nobody forced you to do that.

It was your decision to clickbait it. THE REASON WILL SHOCK YOU.

Thanks. I’ll be here all week.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They’ll tell you.

Stupid fucking headline.

Well said. Fuck.

It’s about time we hear about the elected officials taking their responsibilities to their constituents actually seriously.

Age verification requirements.

That second picture. It is just so proud and knows how good it looks.

Why is that of any consequence?

She’s 22, but still.

That you tell everyone to go look at and find themselves as a way for hand waving away your weak and sensational claims.

Sure, but only if they are going to give you due process. But ICE isn’t police. It’s the current gestapo arm of the American Regime.

You’ve outlined it in your post. Your conversation is about how you want more than a platonic friendship and if she doesn’t, you are developing feelings and for your own sake cannot continue to hang out.

Whether you could still be her friend via text or on a other level is also up to you, do you need a clean break or can you just “take a break” and reach back out to her when you’re ready or whatever?

Missed the chance at being humerus.

🌈 sarcasm🌈

Sure, not having a vagina negates the 5 inch depth limit.

What a strong use of context clues!

What a humble brag.