When I forget what I’m doing my brain makes a sound like an engaged phoneline from the 1990s

Had a job in the UK as a 12 year old, cleaning at a butchers shop. Was not unusual in my region. Nobody cared much if it was legal or not.

Ah yes the Great Democracy that has banned peaceful protest if it “causes a disturbance”. The one that bans entry to any person with a political opinion the government does not like. The one that [checks news] revoked the licence of a doctor for two years in response to her participation in a peaceful protest…

It’s Viz. Genius. The Shat is a favourite of mine.

I’ve met plenty of ‘dumb’ people that function just fine in a familiar environment. You would never know in normal circumstances. The problem comes when something out of the ordinary happens. For instance, we had a shop worker with a learning disability. She dealt with all the common problems just fine, but if someone asked for something out of the ordinary, or for directions (this was pre-smartphone) it quickly becomes apparent.

We have Jimmi Åkerson, with the old fascist slicked back hair style (same as Hegseth) but the PM and most the gov are far too boring to be Nazis. They are the ‘cut the tax on diesel’ flavour of right wing idiots, not the orange cheeto flavour.

Don’t keep a dog with a biting problem around children. It sucks to get rid of your dog, but it is not worth the risk to your family. Small kids are killed by family dogs all the time. If the dog has drawn blood then the risk is not small.

Insane binge eating after 10 pm, especially cheese. Also sending passive aggressive emails at work.

Everyone delights in how wonderfully absurd the world is, while performatively following rules in the most ridiculous way possible.

There is a fax machine revival in order to comply with GDPR rules.

Everyone does just the bare minimum amount of work required and ‘shower thoughts’ also count as work time.

Advertisers, accountants and marketers no longer exist and their profession is outlawed.

All money is placed in a big pot where it is shared and when we need some we take just enough for what we need.

Nobody locks their doors and we all nip over to each others houses to borrow things from time to time. We all have each others back.