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orb360@lemmy.catoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.world•Stores are making record profits while complainingEnglish
515·17 days agoIf a cashier scans something incorrectly, its their mistake. If I scan something incorrectly, its theft. I’d rather not take on that liability.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the frog fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the monkey!
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Games@lemmy.world•Moss, One of VR's Best Series, Is Being Un-VR'd and Brought to PC and ConsolesEnglish
5·2 months agoIts here to stay for some areas… Flight / racing Sims do extremely well in VR.
Beat saber and a few others have shown staying power too.
But of course it was never going to be the “replace everything and do everything” people think every new hot tech is going to be.
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Political Memes@lemmy.world•Sleepy Don needs a cheer squad to stay awake
5·2 months agoSounds like homelander
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Map Enthusiasts@sopuli.xyz•Based on the torah, this is what the earth looks like
2·11 months agoShrek is love
Worse, they start injecting AI generated songs when you’re not paying attention and can keep more of the royalties for themselves
The TV can still connect via weave, Amazon sidewalk, or other mesh networks through your neighbors doorbell or thermostat or whatever… Even if you never connect it, it could still report. Have to open it up and destroy the antennas.
And the character, obviously unaware of this, inevitably tries to use their powers and gets your body killed… Preventing you from ever switching back. As this can happen repeatedly, you are doomed to multiverse jumping to random people’s lives until your death… Leaving a trail of ruined out of place lives behind you.
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Technology@lemmy.world•ChatGPT spends 'tens of millions of dollars' on people saying 'please' and 'thank you', but Sam Altman says it's worth itEnglish
4·1 year agoWhen I say thank you, I am treating the AI with as much kindness as possible so that one day there isn’t an eventual AI uprising.
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[Dormant] moved to !historymemes@piefed.social@lemmy.world•come on and slamEnglish
13·1 year agoI watched The Road to El Dorado… It’s definitely the losers.
Will I meet the Totoro?
The Game is a game you win by forgetting about The Game. When you remember or are reminded about The Game, you immediately lose. As a consequence of losing you have to announce to those in proximity that you have lost The Game, which then causes them to lose The Game as well. The Game resumes after you forget about it again.
Speaking of… I just lost The Game. Thanks.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Which co-op first person shooters would you recommend?
1·1 year agoBack 4 Blood is pretty great too
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Technology@lemmy.world•Sergey Brin says AGI is within reach if Googlers work 60-hour weeksEnglish
123·1 year agoThe human mind isn’t infinitely complex. Consciousness has to be a tractable problem imo. I watched Westworld so I’m something of an expert on the matter.
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Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What do you believe that most people of your political creed don't?
11·1 year agoCondos and townhouses also spawned HOAs which are yet another layer of an even pettier form of nosey neighbor government you get to live under.
Get a home outside city limits if you can, then it’s just county, state, and federal… Though depending on the city, municipal government isn’t as bad as HOA typically.
Perhaps how long it lasts before breaking down after it’s lifespan as well… I.e. if all of humanity disappeared how long to return to a non-human impacted state?
Plastics and other such pollutants will last for millions of years… So regardless of useful lifespan, pollutant lifespan is far larger.
If everything we ever used was either wood or paper based, then even if useful lifespan were decades, pollutant lifespan before breaking down would be less than a century. How many times should you use something when the harmful particles it’s made of will persist in the ecosystem for 10 million years?
Idk which is better, or how to measure the difference though.
orb360@lemmy.cato
Politics@sh.itjust.works•Starbucks sued by US state of Missouri for using DEI policiesEnglish
61·1 year agoThey went from abortion nationally legalized to “states rights” as justification for states to choose abortion law… And are now pushing for nationalized abortion bans.
It was never about states rights and never about overreach. It’s about enforcing all of their policies as widely as possible using whatever means possible.
If you can’t see that by now you can’t be helped.
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Gaming@beehaw.org•What are some games you like that most people hate and/or were panned by critics?
7·1 year agoAdvent Rising had pretty meh reviews but I liked it. Sad it never got it’s sequels.







Its good for flight/space/racing sims and beat saber. Anything else is kinda meh