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The autism collective

Put Lao Gan Ma spicy chili crisp on your eggs, you’re welcome

Edit: also try puting it on everything else

Seagate: …

A lover…

If you really want to raise your testosterone you have to drink cum. It’s packed with testosterone.

Gushing Grannies

Gushing grannies

He owns over 410 million shares and is the largest single shareholder. That is an enormous amount

Elon Musk would still own an enormous portion of Tesla, so if you want Elon to be punished you should never forgive Tesla for enabling Musk

Tesla is still fucked. Never forgive never forget

This reminds me, I updated Android the other day and now my phone is running like shit. Damn planned obsolescence

“I’m going to have an early night” and other lies you can tell yourself

I have installed a bidet in case toilet paper gets panic bought again

Deuce in the sink?

I have a copilot license through my work and it’s so useless.

Now this was the sin of your sister Sodom: She and her daughters were arrogant, overfed and unconcerned; they did not help the poor and needy.

Ezekiel 16:49

“Fully Functional”

The best Far Cry game

Hmm very mammalian