Do you really think the White House does not currently have a fiber connection?

The most likely scenario: this is all just a show.

They’ll install a bunch of antennas and of course pay Dear Leader’s favorite little drug addict indecent amounts of money, but in the background nothing will change and they’ll use the existing, sane infrastructure.

I mean it’s a great product. For anyone living in a place where Fiber, 5G, or even a classic ADSL connection isn’t available. If you use it in a well developed area that would offer you any of the above, you’re a moron

One thing I’ve been worried about with this egg shortage: aren’t they still a major factor in the production of common vaccines?

Like, doesn’t the US hold a strategic reserve of millions of eggs to be able to ramp up vaccine production when needed? Is that system still safe?

Who in their right mind started to allow running infrastructure, but especially prisons and hospitals, as for-profit businesses? 😵‍💫😵‍💫

Isn’t it blatantly obvious that it can only ever be detrimental to society?

Oh yes, please do “improve”… With the Starlink priority plans you’ll have amazing speeds such as 40-220 Mbps down/8-25 Mbps up 😂😂

They’re gonna shit their pants with excitement when they experience these speeds^^

The Grand Old Pedos strike again

Damn I sunk sooo much time into SimCity 2000, when I was like 10 years old and hadn’t the faintest clue what the fuck was going on.

When the city inevitably went to shit, I just called in the UFOs 😅

Sad reality: as long as the stock market moves, they can make lots of money. Up or down? Doesn’t matter. Just gotta know Dear Leader’s next genius move a little bit ahead of the rest of the market

The Heritage Foundation is a state sponsored terrorist organization and should be dealt with accordingly.

Hehe Flatgehog

Let’s see what my favorite 2000’s game critic had to say about it :D https://youtu.be/MqTreOK5YUQ

Hmm…didn’t have “republican threatens to tax the rich” on my card for 2025 🤔

Rumor has it, Vance got his favorite sofa a new set of pillows for Valentine’s though 😏

Waaaaait a minute…this is a real picture?? 😵‍💫

Completely missed that one.

Seems like Dear Leader’s dream job is actually influencer?

Just saw that JP Morgan lowered the price target for Tesla to 120$ 😂😂

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✨ Dear Leader the most stable of geniuses ✨

Truly mind boggling to see how very little a site that once called itself “The Frontpage of the Internet”, seems to understand the internet