It self-shrinks when the board catches fire

Obviously instead of voting you should just go be president yourself.

They’re environmentalists

lol this is amazing

Is this the chart those two doctors were arguing about?

I will not stand Pingu slander.

Completely agree about Caillou though.

This is a Bungo Stray Dogs haircut

Thank you for this serious research 🙏

I thought the text of that post was a new anime

The El Salvador bit got me

Sadly, yes

I thought this said “Starlight” porn…

Also, selling self-help books

Isn’t suicide illegal?

Watch it rise like a souffle!

Aluminum already has an -um suffix so there’s no need to change it

Marty ran over the other one

Removed by mod

Thank you for deploying it with the pivot out 🙏