“FINALLY”

– literally nobody

Dogs both out and in

SHANE AND RYLAND 💀

TIL https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychic_numbing

Fun fact: Ctrl+C (usually) does the same thing as the escape key, but requires way less hand movement

I would love to have a dish set like this, but it would take up too mushroom in my cabinets

Almost all phones have the ability to set a short message on the lock screen. You should set one that says

If found, call <trusted person’s number>

Ew, AI Slop products in real life

Do you always barge into niche communities and aggressively demand explanation?

Calling Amazon a “Seattle-based retailer” is… technically correct, I guess

Tracy Morgan, yikes

🎵 Some nights I call it a draw 🎵

I’m starting to think that too much wealth just spontaneously turns you into a pedophile

The annual $35 tax on any Portlanders who earn over $1,000 yearly

That is an insane cutoff. Imagine making $1100 a year and having to give $35 of it toward art, that the city then doesn’t use

https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/10/alexa-explodes-after-canadian-replies-to-query-with-oh-yeah-no-for-sure/

Mark “Markiplier” Fischbach, who – though I must confess I had never heard of before writing this piece–

Wow, what a different life the author must lead than every single person I know

And here I thought the voter age brackets were proof enough

He’s a good lad

Too little too late, babe