Do you have bowels of steel?

Ikr? They’re not even deals anymore.

This is the answer OP.

Holy shit that hits hard

Hell yeah this is my go-to girl dinner

Oddly enough, I cannot find the lip gloss equivalent from the plumping action that pizza grease gives my lips.

Canadian Heritage Moment

Exactly the same with me.

The urge to smoke inside when you are drunk and living alone is real. But yeah, don’t do it.

In the shower I sound like a mixture between Fergie and Jesus.

We’ve had a few sightings in Toronto too!

Fuck yeah this sounds like my ideal weekend.

I’m assuming Slonking Fat Doinks means Sucking Big Dicks?

Yep it be the slop alright

What a cheeky lil brekkie

Wow an ancient relic from the golden days of the Internet

Fuck yeah Gojira

These could all be photos. Incredible attention to detail.

Not to be dramatic but I would die for Pumpkin.

I would give anything to go back to listening to music on limewire. Download times be damned. It was a simpler time.