The muddy snake thing from The Limit

The one who mercilessly exploded a hot dog knight who said “I wish to blow up… I mean like GET BIG-”

That wish WAS stupid, but like… Prismo would have hesitated and listened

His evil plan is to lock you inside a fancy dressing room and give you the FANCIEST menswear ever (so MAGICALLY, demonically fancy, that you drop your jaw from how much it changes your image)

In fact it’s so fancy, that even WOMEN and NONBINARY people immediately try it on, regardless of how they present their own genders. That’s just how powerful his haberdashery is

You will have such a hard time making up your mind picking the most dashing combination of hundreds of trousers, jackets, hats, ties, shoes and undershirts, that you’ll exhaust yourself to death until your life energy is fully depleted

By the time he’s done, his victims turn into very fashionable-looking skeletons that he can then use his magic hat to re-animate into undead gentleminions

It is a very genius plan, idk why you’re hating

Maybe the joke is that if you pretend to be able to read it by not acting confused by the weird gibberish, then anyone can tell that you can’t read

When you’re too high to even realize that the words are in that order, so you just say “Hi, I’m doing pretty good! How about you?”

The joke ends and begins with the flier. I don’t even own a trenchcoat lol

I’m not worried. Nothing on Lemmy ever reaches the Google results page

Gp I changed it

Sometimes you might not even have a choice, because Reddit’s automated system will think you evaded a subreddit ban even though you didn’t

Obviously everyone farts. I just don’t want it to be acknowledged, in general

Worst part is that if you don’t understand DnD but still want to play other TTRPGs with people then you’re SOOL

No I genuinely had no idea what a toynbee was

This looks like really fascinating stuff though, thanks for choosing to assume that it was an earnest question. I’m autistic and get misunderstood easily

It’s a cool idea, but from an artistic perspective I don’t want to rely too much on the technology itself as a writing device. They’re people who make their own choices and have to go through specific training for each of their roles, with cybernetic augments being mostly for the aesthetics

The Greenlight Legion looks sleek and cool but isn’t actually very well organized or clever. Doesn’t have to be when most of their enemies are unarmed civilians

I’m gonna play anxiety-inducing notes on the piano rapidly so I can summon this thing to end you for your heresy

Things I hate:

1. Vandalism
2. Lists
3. Irony
4. Lists
5. Repetition

F. Inconsistency
G. Plagiarism

Don’t you want me like I want you baby

Appy tappy tap, appy tappy tap

Uh, uhuh uhuh

Must be a regional dialect, where I live it’s used constantly whenever people pay for things that way, like “tap to pay”

It’s kinda like when you tame a crocodile and it genuinely wants to be your companion, but at the end of the day it just can’t help itself!

Yeah, that. I just didn’t know what they were called

I mean, a fart literally is what it is and sounds like what it sounds like precisely because of the anus having the shape that it has. Can’t really unsee that