That sounds amazing in a hubristic “Fuck you, biology” kinda way.

TIL what a ‘sleeper fatty’ is.

To be fair, if you’ve bought one call of duty, you’ve bought them all.

I’m trying to get as many of my lefty friends to buy guns as I can. I’ve offered to help them buy a gun that’s good for them and to teach them how to safely handle, store, use, and just generally be around a firearm.

As long as I have to be “mostly dead” a few dozen times before I can survive the easiest fight, I am happy.

Or just killing all the big bads, which is basically all but tinfist.

About fucking time.

Liquid water = bomb; frozen water = ok

Nah, just give it the rattle can and paint it every now and then. “Once dor dust, twice for rust.”

I hate being American.

Dude, shut the fuck up, nobody asked you.

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

Pot roast.

OF doesn’t allow that anymore.

Gasoline.

Moka pot on a camp stove works great.

God forbid you make a wrong turn with OSMAnd, the recalculating time is atrocious, and it’s not unlikely that you’re unable to stop, so it recalculates based on where you were, or in such a way to where you can’t follow it’s new guidance.

I was in the Navy at the time, so it was actually “porn on iPod.”

Goddamn right, Bob.