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  • hungprocesstoCurated Tumblr@sh.itjust.worksVampires
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    1 day ago

    I like the Castlevania explanation for why crosses work on vampires:

    “Vampires are basically an evolved predator species, so their eyesight is pretty different to ours. Turns out that if you put a big geometric shape right up close in their field of vision, it confuses the shit out of their brains and, you know, makes them panic.”





  • I believe the term you’re looking for is “stank face”. I’ll sometimes do this when I’m listening to a song and a part is especially virtuosic or surprising. When you see a musician doing it it’s often either concentration or them hitting sort of a flow state where they’re really feeling what they’re playing.


  • If the press were capable of speaking this plainly we wouldn’t be here in the first place.

    “Protestors claim video appears to show President eating homeless man. White House Press Secretary claims without evidence that the man was in fact a chicken nugget. President posts message saying ‘I LOVE KILLING AND EATING THE POOR!’ And now, we speak to some Republican think tank guy about how The Left are making food scarcity worse.”