They can laugh all the way to prison

Butt plug phone?

FIFA isn’t about peace and cooperation, it’s about making money.

Blame the Actually Indians who wrote the code

I’ve been watching their 24/7 stream for months

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain

I take a look at my wife and realize she’s very plain

If changing gender was faster and easier there wouldn’t be so much hatred around it.

Lemmy be horny since lemmynsfw disappeared

That’s what the mask and gag are for.

Police: Uh, no

10 hours? I’ve been at this for over a week (of total time spread across 6 weeks).

@violet08@lemmy.today - your DMs must be fun of thirsty people since lemmynsfw went away

Colombians and Brazilians competing for best booties

Kang workin’ them thigh-highs

I would sue the asshole who started the rumor

My only option is arguably worse than the US. Only positive is that I could go to the beach more.

Because “emergencies” are the Wild cards given to the Executive Branch by Congress and SCOTUS. There’s no clear definition and no boundaries until he’s challenged in court or Congress overrules him.

That’s a very naive point of view. It’s incredibly difficult to move countries and takes either a stable overseas job or lots of money.

Gentrification in Mexico City is a huge problem

This isn’t surprising. Back in the 70s, people cheered as college students were murdered at Kent State and construction workers attacked protesting students.