Wow, haven’t seen a JTHM reference in a looong time!

I mean, this wound up being Skitter’s whole shtick in Worm, didn’t it? I think it’d be funny if they made Taylor an official parallel univers spider woman. Arthropod woman?

Maybe I’m just more cynical than I thought, but isn’t that kind of the biggest draw of religion, organized or cultish? Finding an unfathomable sugar daddy to help make some sense of and/or comfort us through inexplicable realities beyond our ken? Like Entropy, What Happens When We Die, and Why Are Other People Like That.

I kinda really wanna see this dude’s facial expression during this.

I do believe they’re called dolphin shorts, most retailers have them in the athletic (athleisure?) section.