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3 years agoHmm, or maybe I could try glancing and smiling to my invisible dinner companions.
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Hmm, or maybe I could try glancing and smiling to my invisible dinner companions.


Excellent form, this is my new model to aspire to.


Absolutely, sir or madam, I wish to display my utmost respect.


If I could breathe and relax I wouldn’t need the cocktail :-P


Would “waitron” be better? I can’t keep up with all of the hep lingo.


I’m mostly a lurker wherever I go, but I’ll think about posting something there. 🙂
I think you’re taking this rather too seriously 😊 I am indeed unsure of where to look, but I’m only having a bit of fun with that thought.