Needs more tentacles.

Cthulhu enters the chat

In a world first, scientists capture four individual brains cells interacting with each other.

Phooooooooone!

Pronounced as “John Smith”.

Heresy!

Bolt cutters? My man, a simple box cutter will knock the top off those flimsy plastic shields.

Abe Vigoda’s ghost enters the chat

And my axe!

Leo Getz enters the conversation

And I shall call it Ron Perlman.

Egg pie.

And at what point does Kool aid come in?

Love for me too in my ass

I think Terry Pratchett touched on it as well - I think the book was Strata (been a while since I read it). There were arguments about whether to bring the people out of cryosleep due to the effects of culture shock or depression.

…if you know what I mean…

One of our previous cats used to do this. Rubbed his chin against it until he bled…and kept going.

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So he’s given a free pass to wear a sloppy hoodie and no doubt shorts when meeting a head of state, but Zelenskyy gets shit for wearing tidy fatigues…

Future me hates me

Dunning-Krugerist?