There’s a shit load of rhesus macaques in Florida.

Yeah the low sea level and aquifer have historically nixed any kind of underground stuff here. Same reason very few Floridians have cellars.

Nah it’s AI. Actually Indian. Amazon got popped for this last year.

I would. I have a difficult time separating art from the artist and couldn’t currently bring myself to willingly listen to AI music. Mostly because it’s a soulless conglomeration of what “good music is supposed to sound like” rather than art created by an actual human who has something to say. But to be fair, I feel the same about any pop or country hit that is churned out for the sole aim of getting a hit.

hi pam i like ur hat

Nah, you should find a new bone to pick.

Dear God they’re going to burn the country to the ground

At what point do you just buy gray rats? Where in the cost benefit analysis does boiling rats in ink come in?

Behold, I have become the most insufferable man alive!

Also whomever perpetrated the assassination was a hero long before we knew what Luigi looked like

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP

Where is the pee stored if they cut your balls off?

Shit I was 3 minutes too late

I would drop my Galaxy Watch in a second if I could get a brand new pebble on better hardware with more sensors.

So you’re saying my Social Security number is still secure?

What a bunch of fucking dipshits

We all know Tim Bluesky is an opportunistic grifter.

Fuck yeah

Raise hell praise Dale

Crazy that the judge’s name is Lawless