I believe the floor is laminate.

Welcome, stay for a long time!

I don’t rub the bar on my body. Lather, wash, rinse.

If you told me she was Rashida Jones, I would believe you.

Grandpa Joe is bedridden for years, being a strain on the family, but as soon as Charlie comes home with a golden ticket he can somehow dance and sing. Add theft of fizzy lifting drinks and Grandpa Joe turns out to be an asshole.