If I’m not high I’ll need an alibi
deepfryerdan
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deepfryerdan@sh.itjust.worksto
You Should Know@lemmy.world•YSK : If you are american, don't eat meat you bought recently. Don't buy meat this week. As of TODAY, more than 167,000 pounds of meat are recalled 🚨English
2·17 days agoim all for less farty. Farts are only funny when your friends are around
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Vintage and Retro Ads, Promos, Fliers, Etc. @sh.itjust.works•Better than lowres. (1892. Edited to replace possible AI image with non-AI one)
2·17 days agoIt looks like my niece. Poor kid
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Massachusetts lesbian bar faces boycott after lifting face mask ruleEnglish
33·18 days agoi wondered the same. seems like that’s a thing with those bars
COVID-era safety norms have been especially prominent in some queer and disabled communities, sometimes creating friction with commercial realities, and online call-out culture can rapidly affect small hospitality businesses.
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•For the longest time I suspected I had a depression, but it turns out it’s not me and everything just really sucks that bad.
9·18 days agocurrently testing out of a new depression med bc the last one stopped working. this one doesnt work so onto my 7th attempt. when do i get to stop trying meds and just kms already without being made to feel like i’m doing something wrong
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Linux@lemmy.world•Konveyor | Scrolling tiling for KDE PlasmaEnglish
3·18 days agoAw man i didnt know that
I honestly thought TMJ was some jaw condition. TIL thx
That Y joint isn’t a real plumbing part, either
my college girlfriend had TMJ but that didnt stop her from still trying to give me blowies. Her jaw would get tired and lock, and it was like she was trying to scrape the skin off my below average pp. 2/10 but had sex
deepfryerdan@sh.itjust.worksto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•‘A maelstrom of his own making’: how Ed Sheeran’s tour turned into a full-blown culture warEnglish
15·22 days agoI miss driving a forklift
deepfryerdan@sh.itjust.worksto
Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world•This mess of a keychain I was handed at workEnglish
1·27 days agothat’s kinda funny actually
its the eye contact that gets me
deepfryerdan@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Calls for Democrats to be shot go unchallenged at Republican convention
5·27 days agoIt’s run by israel-first douchebags.
deepfryerdan@sh.itjust.worksto
politics @lemmy.world•Calls for Democrats to be shot go unchallenged at Republican convention
44·28 days agoMeanwhile i get banned from bluesky for saying the IDF are just as bad as Hamas
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Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•come on, you can touch it :3English
3·28 days agoI meant assault 🙃
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Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zone•come on, you can touch it :3English
2·29 days agothat’s how you get an adult charge
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United States | News & Politics@lemmy.ml•Wheel of Fortune announcer Jim Thornton looking at a 'pedophilia' chatroom while on an airplane
48·1 month agoi get the joke but i dislike the joke bc ive got the ick after reading that chat




The letter from paul to the Corinthians is over hyped