So many memories Christmas shopping in malls with my grandparents/grandfather especially. He may have been a shite father but he was a decent grandfather and I miss him

I’m so uwued right now

Tempted to get a “back the blue” and “fuck the police” stickers. Confuse everyone

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Mastodon is based for that, the caption is shit

Jarvis this is so sad

Also enjoy.

Call me earth then 😎

People who also hate shitty dog breeder. Hell yeah

I think I need to start wearing rings

!remindme 11 years it’s bean time

Maybe even take a drive, clear the head a little

I’d much rather deal with the fairly low chance of seeing a dude whip it out on the subway.

So true. And the chance two of us whipping it out? Astronomically low!

Probably has to set foot in a public American school

Hell yeah I love women

Good luck, you got this 😎

That means they got light bro

Here’s my secret effective tip: have blood pressure issues that cause palpitations when you forget your meds for a couple hours. Who needs alarms when you can feel like shite for the rest of the day?!

Done this to get kids to school on time once or twice. Twas only for a few seconds/meters but was mildly scary all the same

It’s a funny joke image with silly joke text, it ain’t that serious