I fucking hope you’re right.

Hell, I’m more worried about the US /not/ breaking up. The whole country just lies down and accepts the decline into authoritarianism.

Uh. The Commanders play in Santa Clara this year. Taunting the cops 4 months before you very publicly are scheduled to come town town seems like a bad move.

Rumor is that’s what happened to Elon’s dick. Botched enlargement surgery.

He can’t. He’s full-blown idiotic libertarian. Wants all of the benefits of living in a rich state with good infrastructure. Can’t fathom paying for it, though.

Interesting stats. I’m sure racist shitheads will freak out about this. Anything that adds to their stress is a win in my book.

I’m just hoping this leads to more good Mexican food in North Seattle.

Every citizen of Washington state should know the name Brian Heywood. We should have the same visceral reaction to his bills that we had to Tim Eyman’s. He’s linked to a piece of legislation? Vote against it, campaign against it, tell your friends to do the same.

This is kinda cool, but not novel. Metalheads have been doing it in mosh pits for years.

Ha. You’re reading more malice than exists there. Portland is famous for having excellent craft beer and plentiful weed. That’s the joke.

Yeah, let’s not take medical advice from the dude who doesn’t wash his hands.

You’d have to spend the whole day drinking craft brews and mainlining reefer to think that.

Oh. Wait. Portland.

I can’t wait to see how the Raiders fuck this guy up.

Good thing climate change is a liberal hoax. Otherwise I’d be worried, right?

Well, the government hired Stanley Kubrik to fake the moon landing. Problem is, he was such a damn perfectionist that he demanded that they shoot on location.

I was at a festival in Austria a few years ago when it was about this hot. Like, you stepped on the asphalt and left a footprint hot.

The only thing to drink was beer. If you needed something refreshing you had to drink radler (beer+lemonade, 3%).

I saw 3 people leave in an ambulance. Tons of sunstroke and dehydration. It was a fucking problem.

Sigh. Vancouver finally fixes their plumbing, and we do it to ourselves.

Online sales can be brutal, just a warning. Amazon and the like have set a precedent that no local, independent seller can fulfill. Everyone wants free freight, and they expect their product in a day or two. They don’t understand that not only does Amazon have its own national distribution network with centers everywhere, but Amazon doesn’t make money on physical products that they sell. Selling shit online is a loss leader for Amazon. Small businesses can’t eat the cost of that.

My company got an online order from someone 3000+ miles away on a Monday, to ship FedEx ground. She called us on Tuesday angry that she hasn’t gotten it yet.

Our location is in the name of our company. It should be very clear that it will take more than a day to go that distance. You would think so, at least. She ended up canceling the order and we had to put everything away. Wasted easily an hour of company time for absolutely nothing.

Three times now I’ve been in Germany heading towards France. On every stop along the way people got more more rude. Anecdotal, I know, but god dammit.

Monolord is playing my neighborhood venue on Thursday! Not really my style of metal, but one of my best friends is a huge fan.

Love the song, but Chris is a bit problematic.