Exactly

I neither see no fat lady, not hear no singing, but some good news is nice to hear.

Maybe there will be more goods news in months to come as far clogged arteries, stroke, or something fatal among evil world leaders.

Something that most Americans want and will benefit everyone? Then this will definitely happen!

Mine isn’t. I got it at Bed, Bath, and Infinitely Beyond.

But it’s also a speed

Where are you that they are doing that? That’s not the case where I am.

You are not fun.

It’s not going away?

It’s just a joke, dweeb. Go outside.

Daylight saving.

Metric time isn’t real. That’s the joke.

Sure, clanker.

Today is May 6th.

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Sir, are you aware that you are leaking coolant at an alarming rate?

“It’s Mountain Time” is what your mom says when she calls me.

I’m an American, and I refuse to switch to metric time.

Laceration Larry

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