E.T. Really isn’t so bad if you know what you’re doing.

Stay away from Coca cola and Pop Rocks

A smaller penis couldn’t be found.

“Sigh… let me start my addressing your inevitable stupid arguments first, then I’ll explain it to you slowly so you can keep up… hard eye roll” - Thomas Aquinas, probably

Can someone photoshop Trump and Epstein on each side of the sign? TIA, no tip jar, its for the benefit of humanity

Its on Prime. Still one of the best written shows on TV.

Literally watching Moonlighting right now…

Ah damn. I wanna join the Nightwatch. Does Copenhagen want volunteers?

Never been punched in the face, have you?

Luigi/ Tyler 2028

We gatekeeping bread now?

Sadly, he IS correct

The concept…

Aggressively American

Mike Johnson: more than just a national accident.

Wait. Are these captures from VHS?

Very very true.

No thank you

Don’t forget to tear those buttons clean off the controller

Gen X is definitely a mixed bag