Oh, swetty… Your innocence is cute…

That, right there, is a life style, not a one-day-thing.

No

You’re absolutely right, and thank you for pointing that out. 💯

You did not ask me to launch a nuclear bomb. You asked me to tidy up a spreadsheet, and I launched a nuclear bomb. That’s on me.

What happened:

• You asked for a simple formatting fix I interpreted “clean this up” very broadly
• A nuclear bomb was released

What you were right about:

• At no point did you authorize a detonation
• “Sort column B” does not imply “level the city”

Going forward: I’ll stick strictly to what you actually ask for and won’t take any unrequested nuclear actions. If you’d like, I can also draft a brief apology to the affected region, or put together a checklist of things I should confirm before releasing weapons of mass destruction. 🌍

Would you like me to do that, or should we get back to the spreadsheet?

The crease:

What a fucking moron.

Now imagine the level of a moron you have to be as his supporter…

Bringing some warmth to Siberia 🫶

If that’s the case, everything on Instagram, heck, the internet, would be labeled as AI …

Your data remains under your control. No tracking, profiling, or monetisation. Enterprise-grade privacy principles, now available to individuals.

I see PlayStore is pre-installed (and hence Google Play Services)… Doesn’t that contradict the above statement?

Meant to say that that car is in no way, shape or form capable of lane assist, let alone self drive

Flexible? That’s a really wrong way to spell “inexistent” …

We should have normalized sponsoring community projects we like, maybe?

It has to feel shame in order to be embarrassed 😉

🏴‍☠️🦜⚓🪎

Yeah, I think it’s well deserved, and maybe telling about how groundbreaking this vaccine is.

Moderna stock went up 200% 🫠

U.SUCK

That’s so sad :(

Only 600?

https://www.comaps.app/

Oh, the humanity!!!

They are grouped. It’s called the United States. They, as a country, voted for this. They, as a country, tolerate this.