The good parts… book of empty pages

Hey step mom… how did you get stuck

What operating system?

deleted by creator

Zero

Super easy, barely an inconvenience

Like What?

Straight to jail

Yes

If it works and it’s stupid, then it’s not stupid.

I got two turntables and a microwave…

mysql is full of bad design

myspace

TIL

I think because one gets the point across easily while the other is pedantic

Can I quote you on that?

Bacon

Granted. Now noone can get a decent burger or steak cus there’s not enough beef.

wow I am late to the party

Your wish is your own death, now you know. Self fulfilling.

Sounds like 3 wishes