Like What?

Straight to jail

Yes

If it works and it’s stupid, then it’s not stupid.

I got two turntables and a microwave…

mysql is full of bad design

myspace

TIL

I think because one gets the point across easily while the other is pedantic

Can I quote you on that?

Bacon

Granted. Now noone can get a decent burger or steak cus there’s not enough beef.

wow I am late to the party

Your wish is your own death, now you know. Self fulfilling.

Sounds like 3 wishes

That is the wish, and has the same outcome as if you didn’t get a wish

Gotta love the wrapping paper so thin you can see the gift under it

Swift key with auto correct cranked to 11. Haven’t found any other keyboard yet that lets me smash any nearby keys and have it fix it just fine.

Pretty sure I have a head

I tried it once. That was enough. Underwhelming, much like most of their menu.

Auditing the government and its agencies