Middle track. Then I have plenty of time to hotwire the nuke with my handy dandy mallet

Hey, don’t knock it till you tried it

Germany: They may have invented fascism but we’re better at it!

USA: Hold my beer

No better way to get a head

No, but the bag I got is about to be an accomplice…

You know the rules, take her home

Maybe stop moving so I can see it?

The right to hate flags! Edit: damn autocorrect…

Easy, marry the childhood friend. Ez loving for 2 months then you get to keep her stuff. Use story of dead wife as checkmate to cluster b issues. Once cluster b chicks find out about each other leave state and repeat. Next caller please

Bout half an inch

Y’all up in here bitchin like you weren’t just giggling bout that guillotining billionaires meme

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ It happens

I reject your answer on the grounds that it’s stupid

This sounds like a great idea! I hope our oligarchs pass it!

I’m just as sad as I was for his last final film :,(

Come on guys, we’re above this.