it all makes sense now. That’s why there are so many train accidents where they crash into vehicles crossing the road. I was always taught growing up that we are supposed to place vehicles on railroad crossings to offer them up as a sacrifice to the train gods because if you please the gods by making the right offering it lowers egg prices.

What if you go to space and it turns out Ohio is just a giant cock?

It’s all cock?

pulls gun always has been

cum wins

Must be nice living somewhere that you can afford to get foreign obstructions removed from your asshole every other weekend along with a complimentary blowjob.

In 1492 George Washington accidentally let the pimps out when he discovered the moon.

I just tried and I shoved it so far up my ass the tape measure was cumming out my mouth and then I cummed everywhere accidentally and my cat pooped on the floor. What was the question again?

That’s a lot of cum. Sounds like cum WON!

Too late cum already won. Which reminds me, I have a date with the 40tb of girl cock porn that I keep on the server in my parents basement, no homo though.

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the only times i’ve ever been employed and made a livable wage while doing it was at a job with policies like this, and it was because I was basically the only employee they had ever found that could comply with such absurd expectations. You have to miss a day at some point sooner or later. Which is why I no longer work there. Was being able to have that one dentist appointment 6 years ago worth it? No it was not.

share your x11 and wayland configs. Unless you’re one of those people that only needs 1 of them and hasn’t figured out how tf to get all that shit to work.

op either was unable to get hicolor graphics drivers to work or prefers the solid blue bar to the blue/light blue gradient. Back in the day this was known as being a noob. Now where did I put my dentures…?

You gotta get consent first for everything these days even wiping your own ass. One time I liked a facebook photo with a woman in it without asking for consent and someone found out. The fallout was so intense that I had to leave town and start a new life. Another time I asked a woman for consent to wipe my own ass and she called the cops on me. MY BAD, I forgot to ask for consent to ask consent FIRST.

Cum will win.

Cum will win

Yes but you can always reset your virginity by pooping in the womens’ restroom. And I don’t mean in the toilet.

Some people haven’t ever been banned from Applebee’s for asking staff about their anal virginity over and over even after repeated warnings and it shows.

I like crayons better. Do they make crayon flavored lotion?

If you put red bull in your coffee machine instead of water you’ll be hearing colors and seeing sounds. Try that, then maybe you’ll find it.

This is how cum will win.

Babies are what you get when you keep cum as a pet. The real question is why do people even do that? Its fucked up! Which reminds me, I have a cumbox to go cumming in. unzips

Cum will win.

Last time I tried to get through airport security with a baggie of my own shit I got in trouble.

I bet I can high five your ass through the screen. I have experience in this considering I once got promoted to mod of a subreddit by spamming ass pictures every single day for months until they went to ban me but accidentally pressed the wrong button and promoted me instead.