I’m literally in mailman academy today.

I’ve been told it’s a texture thing.

Chia seeds. I was very surprised about the revulsion people have towards them.

Just let me live somewhere in the Super Mario universe. Reality is cruel and complicated. Let me be a weirdo hermet npc that gives tips to Mario and Luigi when they find my secret cabin.

… my mom is a junkie, too. My condolences.

I’m 40 years old, and when Republicans start yelling about “communism” it just confuses me. I didn’t grow up fearing the Soviet Union. It died when I was still watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoons. I figure they’re communicating to really old people (which is bizarre since I feel extremely old). It’s the equivalent of yelling at cavemen about saber tooth tigers.

I literally have no idea who this is.

Upvote for being an actual unpopular opinion.

I’m an American. Y’all Europeans don’t believe the horse shit they got most of my countrymen to accept.

Also, that Janan Ganesh guy looks like a putz.

I’m pretty sure Tezcatlipoca got me my current job.

I’m very scared about that.

I just got a job as a mailman. Time to grab whatever career is left.

I’m 40. I feel like my life is over. My career was destroyed by Trump and all this AI bullshit. I fear becoming an old man and not being able to afford basic life essentials.

Yep and so are garbanzo beans.

Elder Millennial here. I ran out of money to drink at the bar. Then I ran out of money to drink at home. Now I’m hoping I have enough money to bake bread and drink ice water.

We’re a for-profit country. It’s like everything we have set up is to make a few people very rich. The everyday tragedies are acceptable byproducts for those who run everything.

Classic music video.

Expect to die alone, absolutely. Do I hope to die alone, absolutely fucking not. My life has been one miserable tragedy after the other. This fate has not been my choice.

This isn’t news. Hell this isn’t even interesting.

I’m almost certain I’m just going to die alone. There is no top. There is no bottom. There is just forward.