My driving instructor ate tomatoes like apples, got a whole wooden crate of them in the morning and a shaker of salt, I probably could’ve mowed down a few pedestrians as long as that man had his tomatoes.

Also just break this shit and make it look like an accident, I mean I have almost broken something similar on accident so it’s possible.

I knew OJ was behind it all.

The worst part about this is the keyboard

Oh… Flash light

I just added the *

*Maced

The second one, it appears you’re correct

Graphene is the only one that gets rid of webview right?

It could have been really good though

You imagined correctly

Here’s the thing, they’re actually fine with that

I’ve seen Pokemon condoms but I don’t think they were licensed, fortunately none of them said “gotta catch em all” though

Born in 1980. Yeah checks out

They would’ve gotten a knock on the trunk too in the old days, but now I’m older and I guess wiser/don’t really care anymore.

I mean okay

Well if you almost clip me on your bike as a pedestrian because you refuse to stop at any stop signs, I’m gonna kick your rear tire. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Big airsoft lobbying?

You seem a bit slow, why would the original commenter care about that?

It’s kinda not their neighborhood is the point