“Honey, I’m bummed because I didn’t get to shoot a dog today. Time for your beating.”

Lemon parties

Kaboom read a comment on the Internet.

He scoffed and shook his head in derision. “I can’t possibly kiss my own ass. This guy doesn’t even know how anatomy works!”

He taps out a blindingly stupid statement and smiles smugly to himself. “Another good day,” he says, patting his own back.

Despite the sense of entitlement you feel, I’m not here to entertain you and your pea-brain understanding of what I said.

Get over it.

Nobody said anything about means but you.

Why do y’all always tell on yourselves?

Of course you don’t think you’re a fascist, a fish doesn’t know it’s wet. You’ve asked me for a definition before, and that’s not what I gave you. Leave it to reactionaries to act like they know everything while only regurgitating the corporate propaganda that they’ve gorged themselves on like the good little shit-eaters they are.

So I don’t feel like repeating myself to you, since you don’t listen anyway.

Funny how you don’t want a world without fascists though. That’s very illuminating, thank you for sharing.

No, if I had my way there’d be no fascists on Lemmy or IRL.

But for now I’ll settle for annoying you whenever I see you write something stupid.

IDK, why do you give a shit about a Harry Potter com?

Projection, as always with conservatives. They’re just not in touch with their emotions, I guess.

Conservatives do love their safe spaces.

Enhanced interrogation?

It’s probably more effective to yell at someone who is going to read it.

It seems you’re having a separate conversation with yourself, so I’ll just leave you to it.

Politician can endorse whoever they want. I’m not interested in whatever you think I’m saying.

My point is that I’ll be shocked if the establishment Dems don’t try and tank his campaign by endorsing Cuomo instead. I’ll be pleasantly surprised if that doesn’t happen.

Seems they’d rather lose to a Republican than win as progressives.

This isn’t relevant at all to what I said.

I’m well aware that this is a primary. Did you even read the article? Liberal smugness is probably going to help in this situation, thanks for the contribution on a subject you clearly know all about.

Wait, what happened to “vote blue no matter who?” Does that only apply to liberal candidates? I’m shocked by this sudden, but inevitable, betrayal!

Wait, how should I recycle it? Do I have to drink it?

Guess you need to give up your house to some random people, since your ancestors weren’t born here two thousand years ago.

You know, since that’s what establishes who belongs where. Now GTFO.

The ICD list has some insane stuff.

Y36511D: War operations involving direct blast effect of nuclear weapon, civilian, subsequent encounter

What does “opportunistic shitheel with a side of bacon” smell like?

You could try getting a little screwdriver between the cylinder and the walls of the snout? It may be that relieving the suction will facilitate it’s removal.

Then put some balls in it, that’s what belongs there.