Mayor Poopington

I am a baby first person, too. But they seemed like they wanted ice cream more. To each their own, I guess.

Maybe try putting in the ice cream before the baby?

I think the humor is lost on many of us as trying to read that comment was causing me actual pain

I heard they use stale bagels as bearing plates in NYC

40% is not a lot. I fail to see the point here

I’m gonna take a shot for every wholesome post let’s let’s fuckin goooooo

Okay so how long would the pole need to be to yeet someone into space

I love me som DnB

A hammer. When you get down to it, every tool is a hammer

Really taking the term ‘void’ to heart

Makes sense, most games were released before 2025

I don’t want a large Farva, I want a god damn liter o cola!

I don’t want a large Farva!

I have to admit it, I can’t fix her

How is that the he opposite of schadenfreude?

I calls it like I sees it!

Drugs

More or less how this works

First, they build a bigger crane

I love quoting that one