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  • Jesus_666@lemmy.worldtoMicroblog Memes@lemmy.worldRule
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    4 days ago

    Yeah. Baking is chill because the ingredients are effectively standardized and fungible so if you just follow the steps it’s hard to screw up. You usually only heat the baked good once and that happens in isolation.

    Meanwhile, cooking is anarchy. Just because one piece of chicken breast took five minutes on medium heat doesn’t mean that the next one will. You constantly have to monitor and adapt to changing conditions and everything from ingredients to measurements to the very steps of the recipe itself is up for negotiation. And you have to do half the steps while heating the meal and if you ever take too long for something you burn it and it’s ruined.

    When I bake I’m relaxed. When I cook I’m in nonstop crisis management mode.





  • There are also some subtle variations in agnosticism.

    There’s the soft variety that says “there is no proof that convinces me either way but I won’t rule out that someone could come up with one”.

    There’s the hard variety that says “I don’t think it’s possible to prove either way”.

    There’s even a variety that says “it doesn’t matter whether (a) god exists or not, hence there’s no need for a proof”.

    But yeah, the core of agnosticism is that you don’t believe the existence of (a) god has been conclusively proven or disproven and are unwilling to commit either way without that proof.


  • Oh, that’s simple. Just have the law require all end user OSes to have government-verified ID check functionality that is out of the user’s control and the integrity of it protected by Secure Boot.

    Accessing any online service with an operating system capable of manipulating or bypassing the check will be considered some flavor of hacking or fraud.

    Boom, done. All the privacy activists go into the slammer and Microsoft gets to sell a new version of Windows to everyone.










  • Im Zweifelsfall kriegen wir eine Mischung aus 70er-Ölkrise und COVID-19.

    In Sachen aktive Maßnahmen Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzungen (z.B. 100 km/h auf Autobahnen wie in den 70ern) und Pflicht zur Remote-Arbeit wo möglich. Empfiehlt ja auch die IEA so. Dazu vermutlich noch die Einstellung von Kurzstreckenflügen, allein schon aus Kostengründen.

    Auch zu erwarten sind wirtschaftliche Schäden mit Firmenschließungen und einem deutlichen Anstieg der Arbeitslosigkeit. Massiver Anstieg der Benzin- und Dieselpreise, weil das Öl für die Wirtschaft benötigt wird. Und all das spielt den Bauernfängern in die Hände, weil bei komplexen Problemen die Leute mit den einfachen Lösungen immer Gehör finden.

    Das hätte frühzeitig vermieden werden können, wurde aber nicht. Mit geschickter Steuerung könnte man das noch abdämpfen, aber ein Teil des Schadens ist gemacht und, naja, wir haben die Union am Steuer.


  • Jesus_666@lemmy.worldtome_irl@lemmy.worldMe_irl
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    10 days ago

    Remember when they made that post
    And I thought of a song
    I felt would go with it
    Because it fit the mood?

    Well you said it first and now
    I’ve got nothing to comment with
    And now you see I’ve gone
    Completely out of my mind.

    And they’re coming to take me away ha-haaa!
    They’re coming to take me away ho-ho hee-hee ha-haaa!
    To the funny farm
    Where life is beautiful all the time
    And I’ll be happy to see those nice young men
    In their clean white coats
    And they’re coming to take me away ha-haaa!