Grab a handful of zip ties.

Take one zip tie, wrap it around the bundle and tighten, but don’t overtighten.

The end. Exponentially faster than whatever the hell this post is.

Say car ramrod!

Inconceivable!

I’ve been in IT since 1997. Back in the old times, network blocks were like free. I’ve worked for several places with full /8 public CIDRs - One employer didn’t even NAT the addresses and every PC and server on our network had a public IP address. Firewalls were in place so the IPs weren’t public in the traditional sense, but it was always fun explaining to some new hire why our IP addresses didn’t look like they expected.

With a upnp router, you don’t have to manually open any ports; it can be done automatically by the camera or app. Meaning that just by adding certain cameras to your internal network, they’re automatically open to the Internet.

I’m jacked! Jacked to the TITS!

ITT: People who don’t know that Windows 95-98 and Windows ME were gui front-ends for a DOS kernel.

Most games of this era wouldn’t run on Windows 2000, the first consumer Windows OS not built on DOS.