This feels like a post from 2019.

Except he did it standing, not lying down.

Off his fucking tits on copium.

The might as well take English. They just sound drunk when they speak their own language.

(To Germans…apparently)

Oh man, how good would it have been if Lex Luthor was the one claiming he was fighting for truth, justice and the American way in the latest film.

(Apologies if he does, I’ve not seen it yet, just the outraged responses.)

Is that a number 7?

So 211 of them all admit it exists, at least. Good first thing to pin to them, and ask why their lord and savior thinks it doesn’t exist.

“Do we think its part of his mental decline or his unwillingness to have his name read out?”

Also, just to edit myself and add a little something:

“If you feed a terrorist or fund a terrorist, you’re a terrorist.” - your enigmatic W. Bush.

A little WW1 Tommy on the piss.

Excuse my life, but what the fuck is a Catholic hospital?

“Welcome good sirs to my church of the Bristol Stool Chart!”

Speaking as a brit: As much as we’d love to have a less awkward existence with the country of Ireland, I feel compelled to state that Aisling Bea is from Kildare. Very much neither Great Britain nor Northern Ireland

Why would the person that goes through the bins go to the front of the shop to look at a piece of paper on the glass. Surely you’d post this on the bin that night?

Feels like I could write a hand written receipt from oxfam, thanking me for the 8 figure donation, and put it on my tinder profile.

He’s the future highest profile instance of jury nulification.

Those are the only reasons you’ve ever heard?

I can’t speak for others, but my sleep is not clean. I can wake up with half the pillows I started with, and the duvet sometimes spun a 180, so the buttons are up by my head. Ive woken up with my arm inside the duvet cover.
My making the bed resets all that. Gets the pillows off the floor or out from behind the headboard, and it turns the duvet round again so I can just flick one corner open and climb in of an evening.

Also when Ive lived with dogs and cats. It kept their hair from getting between the duvet and bedsheet, coz I really enjoy the idea of pets using my bed when I’m not.

Also it stops sex sweat from being in the sleep zone

Woops. I didn’t realise that text box got hidden:

My best friend died last year, she was only seven, but I would give anything to just have gotten two more years with her. Enough for her to visit my first home. There’s a spot on the sofa for her and she deserves to enjoy it more than me.

Oh my god! I have not thought about this channel for some 15 years! And he’s still occasionally producing content. This has absolutely blindsided me.

The cultural relief felt when thatcher died was palpable, and I wasn’t even alive when she was actively fucking the country.

Its clearly an old vessel but even the fact that the lifeboat is a white open style is strange to me, but the American domestic shipping industry is alien to the rest of the world anyway.

That thing looks tired as fuck.

From a brief look up, it appears to be derived from collagen which is acquired from mostly skin and bones, of mostly cows and pigs.