Only if it’s good enough

There’s enough pubes gathered around shower drain to make two Turkish rugs.

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Fucking party pooper

Since the American full funeral family pack includes a $3000 “happy to be here” facial, the open casket is a must.

Unless that’s his entire CV because at 22 yo, because what could he have done to merit such a critical role in the government?

All work dignifies but not all work prepares you for nation impacting decisions.

By most metrics, “regular use” is wishful thinking. As is becoming a male doctor after that bump in the head - CTE.

IIRC they nominated him for the Piece of Shit Prize.

Fucking Uncle Joey getting back to business.

Can you cook it and sell it? Like parboiled?

The Irish wish they were McHung like that.

This fucking guy thinks he can just bring back a joke from 8998 BC and make it work!

What does Ricardo Demetrius Jackson have to do with any of this?

Doesn’t count if your blowhole isn’t exposed. They go together.

This description just turned me on.

I would do this. This. I would do.

I kinda broke a ninja code by sharing this knowledge, but I love you guys.

It’s a practice ninja star for little Japanese kindergartners?

We were shocked that we weren’t allowed to do whatever the fuck we want and had to follow someone else’s rules.

“Good morning and thanks for calling MAGA Mobile. Please listen to the options and make your selection for the best possible service. For Spanish, press 423 and wait for a knock on the door. For English, god bless Trump…”