Fanning the flame with your spinning, stretched out ball sacks is a pro move.

At least half.

I have a cousin who spoke Spanish like El Chavo del Ocho because he only had access to Spanish channels in the US. Hilarious.

This man balds. Me too.

And the Guests are disheveled. /s

How about Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer?

That makes a lot of sense.

They get to keep one?

The “original” snowflakes. “I can’t drink from the same water fountain as a colored person!” Type of people.

I can slather some gr**se on them there gears for ya.

Saving the environment with electric car to later add an energy guzzling racist chat bot to the front panel. /nottheonion?

From: NotTexasGovOfficial@hotmail.com

Perhaps. Or not. We’ll never know. Or will we? Perhaps.

Kimmy is in deep shit now. Just like Trump, those charges are gonna sting.

Looks like a wizard with a wand that just turned someone into a happy dog with an anal fetish. Right? Oh jeezus, I may need help.

I’m replacing doggystyle with weevilstyle. My lady is gonna dig it.

Brian represents that group of people that just say, “No it’s not!”, with authority. I forgot what they call themselves.

Honest question: does Estonia have “proper Estonian governance”?

That’s a dirty movie, for naughty people.

Beefaroni, the San Francisco treat.