Stretchy pants by Carrie Underwood haunted me when I used to work at target. I’m pretty sure if I hear that song even one more time I’ll go postal

I just need to do thing I just have to keep myself busy I just have to occupy my mind I just have to keep swimming I just have to get more things done in a day I just have to do more errands I just have to accomplish more tasks I just need to keep myself busy I just need to keep myself busy I just need to keep myself busy

Bought new clothes, so that’s something

What if I was the FBI director and you were a man from Austin Texas???

spends all day doing shit

exhausted, but otherwise feeling great

spends another day doing absolutely nothing

wants to die

damn I lowkey feel like I’m running from my brain. I’ve tried running and I’ve tried just stewing in it and I got to say running and keeping myself as busy as I possibly can feels so so much better. Although yesterday I was doing shit all day and only got to decompress when I went to bed and the second I hit the pillows I started sobbing uncontrollably. I guess that’s better than crying all day. Anyway another day of doing as much as I physically can…

I am GAY and after doing all of my ERRANDS and HOUSE CHORES I have exactly 34 minutes before my BEDTIME which I will use to think EXTREMELY HOMOEROTIC thoughts

Thank you!

I am GAY and I’m done with WORK but now I have to get GASOLINE and go to the LAUNDROMAT instead of RELAXING

Does anyone happen to have that meme of a fake Nancy Pelosi fundraiser email where she gets shot down by the PLA and is stuck in the South China Sea?

I am GAY and I’m at WORK and I’m wasting time hiding in the BATHROOM

I am GAY and I don’t want to go to WORK

The thing I look forwards to most every week got canceled and I’ve just spent the majority of my day off sleeping

If BFV Audrey doesn’t end up being trans I’m going to fed post

Trying to take better care of my hair, got a bunch of new products and while the frizz is still more than I’d like it’s so much better and it always smells like coconut now 😌

damn life do be a lot more worth living after learning to manage my anxieties

It’s actually transphobic to make me go to work tonight