A real woman doesn’t say yes right away. She says no to a man, for years. Like 10 years.

At fuckin Spoons they just microwave your pint before serving

Or El Duderino if you’re not into that whole brevity thing

That’s getting stuck on a mini roundabout 15 seconds into your journey

How can they even call themselves Reform when they’re full of people responsible for the current form.

One headline why believe it? Everybody wants to rule the world

To build on cw:

ciw works when the cursor is anywhere in the word

ci( to delete everything between brackets and enter insert mode. Also ci" ciW or whatever

I think the average Norwegian 8 year old could

Does it on KDE for me, not sure about OP

Or the contrived stories. “He does this every day until we feed him <3”

Did you mean to swap accounts?

You’re not supposed to put their name on it because then people can steal them

It doesn’t need to work completely. It just sets a precedent that makes it easier to follow as a parent. If 95% of children have social media (which they do at age 13 in UK) then your hands are tied. You can ban your kid from social media but you’re putting them into that 5% of weird kids, which is unfair and probably more damaging than the social media in the first place.

If a law comes in, and 50% of kids circumvent it, then it doesn’t really matter. It changes the game. It becomes the parent’s call, and the good parents will keep their children off it.

You’re absolutely right, Lisa!

He was suspended and later resigned. So at least we still have some semblance of consequences for politicians being a twat

Definitely killed plenty in Scotland though

Internet innit

New houses are well-insulated, but a surprising amount of people live in >100 year old houses. Those are designed to have a fireplace burning cheap wood every night, and insulating them isn’t very straightforward.

I went round fucking guys and pretending to be gay and they completely fell for it. I must’ve sucked off 20 guys but I was a straight man all along! Haha!

I thought it was pretty stupid calling the third one “Xbox One” but then going from “Xbox One X/S” to “Xbox Series X/S” was much more idiotic. Nobody would ever think that’s a new generation of consoles. It sounds like a rebrand. I genuinely struggle to understand how a decision like this is made.