Years ago I had a gay male friend who got drunk and decided to hook up with a girl to see what it was like. I (also drunk and being a twat) was trying to cockblock him by telling the girl he was gay.
No matter what I said, she thought I was just slinging witty banter. “haha gay”. “No you don’t understand, he is a 100% homosexual man!!!” My buddy found the interaction pretty hilarious.
I’ll have you know that I regularly do that by accident and switch from UK-US, which is the same except for a few symbols. I usually realise after the 3rd or 4th password attempt.
I used to be a window cleaner, and I’d get home and my hands were “dirty” with soap. Always felt weird trying to clean my hands. Can’t use soap that’ll make it worse!
But which one is most damage?
I’ve always hated that first one. I get the idea, but also you are stuck in traffic.
“Dude where are you? We’re late”
“I am traffic”
“What?”
But they’ll give me super powers
No it’s POV, you’re looking at this person
Looks like somebody did his hair in MS paint but that’s also what it looks like in real life anyway
Sounds wild to me. In UK the third party liability insurance limit is usually in the millions.
What if you hit a lambo?
No just men with a head shaped like a Pringle
Yep, it was awkward as shit in Saving Private Ryan when Ryan started talking about his brothers having sex with a girl in a barn. I don’t want to have your straightness shoved down my throat. Spielberg and his agenda.
One girl dumped me after a few dates, nothing special, and she was super apologetic. She said she’d understand if I called her a fucking bitch and blocked her. I was so offended by that comment. I’m not one of those insecure guys who flips out when they get rejected. I can handle being dumped! I can’t believe she thought so lowly of me! Fucking bitch!
I remember him complaining about some CO2 tax on cars years ago. Being facetious, he said that cows also emit lots of greenhouse gases and they should be taxed too. Good point Jez!
I’d love a compilation of Clarkson accidentally being based
I’d much prefer a time limit. If it takes longer than 10 seconds to make a decision, you go with the original call. Solves the wasted time and hopefully lowers those millimetre decisions that require a microscope.
Surprised to see so many people on Lemmy in favour of social media. It’s horrendous for everybody, adults and children alike. I don’t think kids should be on there.
Usually for things like this, I’d be fine with parents handling it and controlling their own kids’ access. But social media is too pervasive, you’d turn your kid into an outcast if they didn’t have it when 96% of their peers did.
Yeah well they invented Islam and Christianity so they’re still winning in the “causing violence” department