He’s probably the stingiest bastard of all

I’ve had beggars try to give me their stuff instead of asking for anything

Yes but when they see me sat with my stained shirt and 10 year old phone, they know there’s no hope for a tip so they hit the 0.

Maybe you just look like a cheapskate

It feels like a natural term that might arise. It’s not literally gravity but it feels like gravity so people call it gravity. In the same way we casually say “zero gravity” for situations where there is gravity but you can’t feel it.

The literature in the article says “should not”, which is advisory and legally different to “can not”, as you say.

UK here, I’d say cringeworthy is a pretty normal word. Or at least it was before kids dropped the second half of the word.

It’s a parody of a somewhat common shirt that says “Women love me. Fish fear me”.

A child

We used it to mean cigarette before yanks turned it into a slur. You’re the butchers here!

You don’t have monster chicken?

A mate of mine is a manager at Lidl and he says they’ve had AI cameras installed recently. From looking around online it looks like they trialled it in London a year ago. My friend’s store is up North so I guess they’re rolling it out everywhere else.

Apparently they can detect people putting objects in their pocket and there’s an overhead message telling them to take it out. I’m looking forward to going and experimenting to see how shit it is.

Is this you?

I like the one where angels come to earth to visit Lot (our hero of the story) and take the form of men. But because they’re angels, they’re like, super hot. So all the gays in the village want a piece of that fine angel tush. They bang on Lot’s door asking for their Snap and Lot (our noble protagonist) is a reasonable man so he suggests the gay men all rape his virgin daughter instead. But they refuse obviously so God has to blow up the whole village.

Fun fact this is where the “cool guys don’t look at explosions” trope comes from because Lot and his wife are walking away from the nuked village but she turns round to look and God has to turn her into salt.

In the third act, Lot’s daughters are upset that their boyfriends got caught up in the village nuke so they have to rape their dad while he’s drunk and then they all live happily ever after.

Carbonara is just mac and cheese with ham

I agree with you but I’m chuckling at all the anger you’re getting over this comment. Should’ve seen that one coming!

Not sure what you call them in America. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skip_(container)

I love that asterisk. Who’s it for? How many people are ok with that word but only if it’s censored

Pick a side!

this video explains it all

Makes it more fun. The lawmakers know what they’re doing