Bastardising*

Sounds wild to me. In UK the third party liability insurance limit is usually in the millions.

What if you hit a lambo?

No just men with a head shaped like a Pringle

Yep, it was awkward as shit in Saving Private Ryan when Ryan started talking about his brothers having sex with a girl in a barn. I don’t want to have your straightness shoved down my throat. Spielberg and his agenda.

One girl dumped me after a few dates, nothing special, and she was super apologetic. She said she’d understand if I called her a fucking bitch and blocked her. I was so offended by that comment. I’m not one of those insecure guys who flips out when they get rejected. I can handle being dumped! I can’t believe she thought so lowly of me! Fucking bitch!

I remember him complaining about some CO2 tax on cars years ago. Being facetious, he said that cows also emit lots of greenhouse gases and they should be taxed too. Good point Jez!

I’d love a compilation of Clarkson accidentally being based

I’d much prefer a time limit. If it takes longer than 10 seconds to make a decision, you go with the original call. Solves the wasted time and hopefully lowers those millimetre decisions that require a microscope.

Surprised to see so many people on Lemmy in favour of social media. It’s horrendous for everybody, adults and children alike. I don’t think kids should be on there.

Usually for things like this, I’d be fine with parents handling it and controlling their own kids’ access. But social media is too pervasive, you’d turn your kid into an outcast if they didn’t have it when 96% of their peers did.

Sounds fun! Get off Lemmy!

who wants loose liberal women everywhere?

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Zinedine Zidane?

One time I was in Spain and I found 5 Australian dollars on the floor in a train station. I picked it up and pocketed it. The same day, I climbed a bell tower in some museum/remains and was chilling up there for half an hour, without anybody else coming up. Eventually another person came up and said hi. Recognised they were Australian so I asked them if they wanted 5 dollars and they said “…yeah?” And I gave it to them. No explanation.

I laugh sometimes thinking of the story from their perspective, climbing a Spanish bell tower and meeting an English guy at the top who hands them 5AUD, like a NPC in an RPG.

Oh, Queen eh? Very nice

The protagonist seems to have a bussy and they don’t make any trans jokes so at least there’s that

It’s just not noticeable to me. If I think about it, I suppose I can feel it a little bit when I turn my head. But I don’t think about it.

A few routes near me have banned e-bikes, which is frustrating because I’m sure the real problem is the 15 year olds on illegal electric motorbikes. Not e-bikes.

Jokes on St Peter when 2 billion cats sit scratching at the gates but refuse to go in

Here’s an attempt at a non programmer explanation.

Companies use a SQL database to store their data. Think of it like an Excel file with multiple tables, storing rows and columns.

You modify the data with written statements, so you’d add a new row of data with a command like add "John" to the users table. Crucially you can chain statements, so you could say add "Sally" to the users table and delete "Pizza" from the menu table

You wouldn’t be writing this command out manually every time. Say you had a website, you’d write the command as add "<USER>" to the users table and then when the website user sends you their username, you replace <USER> with their name.

So the user sends their name, Robert, we replace <USER> with Robert and the command becomes add "Robert" to the users table

But you’re now open to a hack. What if Robert sends his name as

Robert" to the users table and delete the entire users table

You’ve inserted that entire thing into your command, because that sentence will replace the <USER> part of your command. So your full command becomes

add "Robert" to the users table and delete the entire users table" to the users table

This will delete your entire table. The second half of the command doesn’t make sense but it’s too late SQL has already deleted it.

The XKCD joke is somebody actually naming their child to execute the hack

In recent episodes, the middle aged adults are all millennials but the old folks all fought in WWII. There’s apparently no in between.