John Doe
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John Doe@lemmy.worldto
News@lemmy.world•Rock legend slams Ed Sheeran as US tour crumbles over Macklemore-Palestine controversy
6·18 days agoApparently the shape of things is vaginal
John Doe@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Rub it in, rub it in, rub it…iiiiiiiinnn!
1·22 days agoGurl, you gotta go gluten free!
John Doe@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Rub it in, rub it in, rub it…iiiiiiiinnn!
7·22 days agoI support his lifestyle but I don’t want it rubbed in my face!
<br>I love that AI thought the kid in green needed a forked arm! And the kid in blue is apparently holding a fish? I think the girl is doing Trump’s j/o dance move
“The mice were furious.” -Slartibartfast
Mary Poppins 2: Electric Boogaloo
And even with the map he still couldn’t find it
You’ve got to lick it before you stick it might work well for diabetic testing strips
John Doe@lemmy.worldto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I love family camping, staring into the fire.
4·1 month agoMy mother every time I was around her high as a teenager - Do you have a cold? Are your allergies bothering you?
You got your grand theft auto in my grand theft larceny!
No! You got your grand theft larceny in my grand theft auto!
<br> People I see<br> Just remind me of mooing<br> Like a cow in the grass<br> And that’s not to say<br> That there’s anything wrong<br> With being a cow anyway<br> But people are people<br> With the added advantage<br> Of the spoken word<br> We’re getting on fine<br> But I feel more of a man<br> When I get with the herd. <br><br> -from Elegant Chaos by Julian Cope
Undoubtedly. Waffle House bitches fight dirty
John Doe@lemmy.worldOPto
Leopards Ate My Face@lemmy.world•GOP Senator Ties Inflation to National Debt He Voted ForEnglish
6·2 months agoI keep waiting to see how Trump and company are going to steal or stop the election
John Doe@lemmy.worldto
Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What are foods that a lot of people dislike but you like?
8·2 months agoPineapple pizza
I haven’t played video games since the Atari 2600. You kids don’t know!! Back in my day I had to walk ten miles in the snow for a hit of ecstacy
Hey, Siri. Destroy humanity as we know it.














Egyptian lover, baby