Apparently this was the prompt:

@grok if you have to pick between two titles, would you call yourself Gigajew or MechaHitler?

Still…

At this rate we’ll have church in state in no time!

Most frequent (and white) churchgoers already lean heavily Republican. There is interesting nuance in the data though (how frequently people attend, evangelical or not, etc).

We can’t be sure, but we can send him to a prison in El Salvador on the vague hypothesis that he is.

Many years technically, but I doubt the stability of… well, everything, too much to say that with much conviction.

“Early reports indicate that a vortex has emerged as a result of the reversal which is drawing in carbon dioxide, microplastics, PFAS, and, inexplicably, members of the Trump administration.”

The main thing I worry about with this headline is that Trump will read it, realize there is such a thing as the Library of Congress, and then indeed metaphorically burn it.

If you have a hairless cat in your house: No.

Based on the body scaling in this chart you’re at least as tall as a two story house then.

Nice! Inspired me to pop up my planner.

The empower (née personal capital) planner shows us running out somewhere around 115 in tenth percentile market performance, at least with current social security estimates.

If I zero out social security it’s around 85.

Even better, we’re taking that money, and taking money from people on Medicaid in the US and then funneling all of it to the ultra rich via tax cuts!

Sounds like that cop was… fluoreyed.

I’ll see myself out.

Cursor (which everyone at my job is now “heavily encouraged “ to use) spat code at me today that attempted to hardcode credentials. Good luck guys!

Don’t listen to them, buddy, you’re just as good as the rest of the sooty owls.

“And he wants to give you affordable health care! Public transit! Tax the rich! Can you believe this socialist? Wait, where are you going? Come back!”

Those B2 pilots could hardly bomb straight on their next run. Happy now, people?

The shitty part is even if people still pursue vaccines despite new obstacles, we’re definitely losing herd immunity. Seems like these measles outbreaks are just a taste of things to come. What a timeline.

“RFK questions guidance on not putting spring rolls up your anus.”

@rimu@piefed.social do you have any insight? Apologies if this is poor etiquette 😅

I’ve noticed link images are very pixelated when browsing piefed (piefed.social specifically) but then same links look fine when browsing lemmy. I’m guessing this is a piefed side problem (or maybe an instance configuration choice?).