My first smartphone was the LG Optimus G. It had a textured pattern on the back that made my other phones look plain by comparison.

I remember that. My dad would get bags of them and put them in the freezer. I eventually got so sick of eating those shitty burgers.

My one hand held some honey-roasted peanuts, my other hand held some dry cat food. Guess which one went into my mouth.

Lucy is taking back what is rightfully hers:

I’ve been liking MX Linux.

The PS2 version of Shadow of the Colossus still looks great to me.

I don’t downvote (At least not intentionally, but if I fall asleep while holding my there can be some accidental taps). Even if something seems somewhat offensive to me.

On the other hand, I don’t upvote as much as I think I should.

Well, it’s still is a little bit frightening, you gotta give me that.

Damn. Everybody really is kung-fu fighting.

But then he’d have to lose that sweet-ass chair, and then what kind of life would that be?

They can’t even print or remove the emoji?

I like apt, but I what I love about GUI package managers like Discover is that I can browse software, read descriptions, and even view some screenshots before deciding if I want to install something.

Perhaps my use case isn’t typical, but I love just browsing, and I haven’t seen many package managers that allow that (with screenshots, at least).

Burnout in an objectively decent career. (I have all the money I need, how the fuck do I still feel unhappy?)

Same reason I’ve been on an emulation binge with NES-era games recently.

I think I’d have to say La-Mulana.

!youcantparktheremate@feddit.uk

Lemmy Court sounds like a fun community idea.

Whose shit do I need to eat to feel like a normal person?

And that severed arm is giving you the thumbs-up gesture.

Me in 4th grade to girl: “You have nice hair.”

Girl: “Shut up”

Me: “Welp, I’m never trying that again.”