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10 days agoHoly used condoms all over my car, Batman!!


Holy used condoms all over my car, Batman!!
That’s the boss of this family!!!


Of course it is!
Someone once told me that Burning Love is actually about contracting gonorrhea, and now I can’t picture anything else when I hear it


Bro, the one time I went to Mogadishu I was pooping left and right, several times a day.
Someone gave me a funny look and there I went again, pooping like I was getting paid for it!!


This is the average exchange in The Sopranos lmao
Probably that it has some of the best quotes in the series!
“So I guess I’d become what they wanted me to be: A killer. Some rent-a-clown with a gun who puts holes in other bad guys. Well, that’s what they had paid for, so in the end, that’s what they got. Say what you want about about americans, but we understand capitalism: You buy yourself a product and you get what you paid for, and these chumps had paid for some angry gringo without the sensibilities to know right from wrong.”
“There I was about to execute this poor bastard like some dime-store Angel of Death, when I realised, they were correct. I wouldn’t know right from wrong if one of them was helping the poor and the other one was banging my sister.”