René Descartes be like

Omnipotent cloud?

Well, Tyler Durden was a dick and the whole fight club thing reeks of toxic masculinity, but he was against capitalism and avoided civilian casualties, I see him a lot more as an anarchist with mommy issues

Fun fact: you’re not supposed to keep your hitch on when you’re not towing because it is directly connected to your frame, which means you lose the protection of the crumple zones and the bumper. If a misplaced sledgehammer were to land on your hitch it could seriously bend your shit and warrant very expensive repairs

Punishment for what? Using the road?

The positive side is that webrips have never been so good

On the same note, you know you’re in a stable relationship when you stop accidentally calling your partner “mom” and start accidentally calling your mother “honey”

What? Is it only me?

Honestly, I think it wouldn’t be a problem in any dam. I’m sure they made all the required studies but dams are so thick and made to withstand such great forces that a couple of solar panels bolted on would be negligible. I bet 10cm of water rise would be a way bigger load

Hard disagree. I am a weak eepy little boy and I need a strong, girthy kick in the ass to start my day. Anything less won’t do

What the fuck is he on about? Plenty of kids play in the streets in residential and rural areas. Not every road has the same traffic

Fight Individual

To be fair, I am more “aware” than most about what my skin is touching. I only feel comfortable with loose clothing and anything tight aorund my neck (think of turtlenecks or ties) make me feel uneasy. Sunburn turns all of that up to 11 and makes it unbearable for me to wear a salty T-shirt. You have more sun discipline than I, and for that I respect you

The only thing I can think about is how hot and sticky and sandy and salty and itchy those (cotton?) swimsuits must be after a day at the beach

Fight individual*

Or high voltage electric raceway… Honestly they both make sense. Reminds me of

SATOR

AREPO

TENET

OPERA

ROTAS

And sneezing. Have you ever sneeze-sharted? Worst feeling ever

Trains being sold out days before is not a good sign, it means people are missing their appointments

The police car is fron the city of Lucca, which hosts Lucca Comics, one of the biggest comics and videogames convention in Italy. They basically close the whole city center. I guess Team Rocket double parked

Whatever happened to putting a condom on produce? Cheap, infinite choice of shape and size and no sharp edges if it breaks

[muffled sounds of gorilla sex]