Hard disagree. I am a weak eepy little boy and I need a strong, girthy kick in the ass to start my day. Anything less won’t do

What the fuck is he on about? Plenty of kids play in the streets in residential and rural areas. Not every road has the same traffic

Fight Individual

To be fair, I am more “aware” than most about what my skin is touching. I only feel comfortable with loose clothing and anything tight aorund my neck (think of turtlenecks or ties) make me feel uneasy. Sunburn turns all of that up to 11 and makes it unbearable for me to wear a salty T-shirt. You have more sun discipline than I, and for that I respect you

The only thing I can think about is how hot and sticky and sandy and salty and itchy those (cotton?) swimsuits must be after a day at the beach

Fight individual*

Or high voltage electric raceway… Honestly they both make sense. Reminds me of

SATOR

AREPO

TENET

OPERA

ROTAS

And sneezing. Have you ever sneeze-sharted? Worst feeling ever

Trains being sold out days before is not a good sign, it means people are missing their appointments

The police car is fron the city of Lucca, which hosts Lucca Comics, one of the biggest comics and videogames convention in Italy. They basically close the whole city center. I guess Team Rocket double parked

Whatever happened to putting a condom on produce? Cheap, infinite choice of shape and size and no sharp edges if it breaks

[muffled sounds of gorilla sex]

We had a fireplace at my parents’ house, we used to burn grease and used oil all the time, until we had our first maintenance. Let’s say the chimney sweep wasn’t amused

That AC transformer won’t do anything, it has the same number of windings on both s-I get it now

I don’t think it’s required actually, you just download the APK, patch it and then install it. I haven’t degoogled (yet) but there should be a patch that makes it independent from Google Play Services

I’ve been using reVanced lately. It is a YouTube patcher, not a standalone application, but it’s good enough for me https://github.com/ReVanced/revanced-manager/

Repeat with me, class: There are no bad jobs, only bad conditions

It’s more international that I thought

Behold the DISCO DI PISCIO

Italian here. You were right not to mess with them. It was a meme in the Italian sub*****t to pee in a plate, put it in the freezer and fling the piss disk under your roommate’s door while they sleep