Blueliner

Omg, shut up. We get it, but this is a hockey post

“Though one may be goated in the sauce, be not lost in it.” - Corinthians 69:420

Approval rates are a garbage metric. I’m tired of hearing about them. He’s always had poor approval ratings and every week we hear it, but no one does anything.

What an amazing game to watch. Helle stood on his head. Canada won the second period, no doubt. US held off on the 5 on 3, but then Canada held off a 4 minute penalty. Best hockey game I’ve ever watched.

Larkin and Hellebuyck grew up down the road from me. The bar blew up when they were on screen. Great game.

I knew there would be some salty political comments. The truth is that this is athletics. These guys busted ass. Helle played the game of his lifetime and will be remembered for his stick save for years to come. Canada should also be proud of how they played. It sucked to see them so upset.

Can we just have a post about hockey and not have people get upset about geopolitics for a fucking second? Hating Trump is the right thing, but don’t make it a personality trait. Jesus Christ.

That’s where news comes from, doofus.

We know

I said headed in the right direction, not immediate renaissance apparel.

Gangstas? These are NBA players, you racist.

2003 vs. 2017. Maybe we’re headed back in the right direction.

But I have bowling on Tuesdays

You get hit by a driverless taxi. The monkey paw curls one finger towards its palm.

Odd. This is exactly why I had to stop drinking Windex.

I mean the title really gave it away

Did he live up to his name, or did his name damn him to a lifetime of dingus decisions?

The answer is yes.

Don’t forget the 11th commandment.

“Thou shalt consider the supreme law of the land as mere suggestion, for thy personal whim shall outweigh the parchment of the founders.”

I commend the piracy of Harry Potter books though.

If anything happens at all it will be multi-billion dollar corporations getting checks from the government

Hey guys! Look at the witty thing I said online!