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Striker@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 年前

Gilbert's gripe

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Gilbert's gripe

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Striker@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 年前
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  • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net
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    3 年前

    You’re fucking the guy, he likes his name being said and it turns you off? How’d you get to that point? You don’t have a nickname? I don’t care if your name is Rumplestiltskin, if you want me to say your name I am making deep eye contact and saying it and I will mean it. I will moan it. Nothing is better than knowing what my partner wants so I can give it to them.

    Normalise following orders like a good sub.

    • no banana@lemmy.world
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      Fuck me, Bert!

      • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net
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        3 年前

        Oh god yes Ernie

    • RiverGhost@slrpnk.net
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      3 年前

      This is such a beautiful comment.

      • Excrubulent@slrpnk.net
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        3 年前

        Awww 🥰

  • Taleya@aussie.zone
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    Now imagine it’s gilbert gottfried screeching ‘say my name baby’ at you

    • Spaghetti_Hitchens@kbin.social
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      Do you imagine him as Iago from Aladdin or the Aflac Duck when he’s saying that?

      • Taleya@aussie.zone
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        More his reading of 50 shades of grey

        • Decoy321@lemmy.worldM
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          For anyone who hasn’t seen it yet. You absolutely should give it a listen.

          • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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            Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

            For anyone who hasn’t seen it yet. You absolutely should give it a listen.

            Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

            I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

      • tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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        3 年前

        ¿Porque no los dos?

      • einlander@lemmy.world
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        3 年前

        Or Jack Frost from the PBS Noddy live action.

      • synae[he/him]
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        3 年前

        … yes?

    • Daqu@feddit.de
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      3 年前

      That’s hot. Me so horny.

  • Doomsider@lemmy.world
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    I am imagining Gilbert Godfrey saying this loudly and in the most annoying way possible as he climaxes.

  • Aremel@lemmy.world
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    3 年前

    Gill doesn’t sound so bad.

    • LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world
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      “doesn’t sound so bad” is the best compliment Ole’ Gil ever got!

      • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        “doesn’t sound so bad” is the best compliment Ole’ Gil ever got!

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

    • dadGPT@lemmy.world
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      thanks a gillion

  • TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee
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    just pretend you’re French. “ah oui, baisse mon chat, Gilbert!”

    • ccdfa@lemm.ee
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      Mon chat 😭

    • intensely_human@lemm.ee
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      “Uh actually it’s pronounced Gilbert. Get it right you dirty bitch. Gil, Bert. Just like that”

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Yeah, uh… I can’t read the “say my name” part without hearing Gilbert Goddfried’s voice in my head. Is that normal?

    • Altima NEO@lemmy.zip
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      https://youtu.be/THnVLDgFb4o?si=eLfoLvh9yy1f00cD

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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        https://piped.video/THnVLDgFb4o?si=eLfoLvh9yy1f00cD

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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    Imagine eating Gilbert’s grapes.

  • CareHare@sh.itjust.works
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    Just yell out his nickname, Gilly-Willy.

  • 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com
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    One of the few screenshots that’s funny every time I see it.

  • MrShankles@reddthat.com
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    Who’s eating whom now!

  • Skeptomatic@lemmy.world
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    Who’s gargling Gilbert’s grapes?

  • sweetcuppincakes@sh.itjust.works
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    Anne Blythe in bed

  • LittleTransPunk@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download the file instead.

  • PatFusty@lemm.eeBanned from community
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    Say my name mommy

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