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257m@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

"One of my favourite hobbies is misattributing quotes" - Gandhi

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"One of my favourite hobbies is misattributing quotes" - Gandhi

257m@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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