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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Horny old lady

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Horny old lady

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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Compliment? Seriously? That’s just creepy.

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      Removed by mod

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        You’re as handsome as a fish which is handsome and gets all the fish-ladies.

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      One might call it weird even

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        LETS GET WEIRD

  • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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    Definitely perks to getting old.

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      It’s much more acceptable to be a creepy old lady than a creepy old dude. Your mileage may vary.

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        I feel that creepy old lady is an underrepresented trope on the internet

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          Just wait a few years and the Internet will be full of creepy old ladies.

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          It’s up to us to add more creepy old ladies in the world

          • kase@lemmy.world
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            Gimme a few decades and I gotchu

      • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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        Depends on how much money you have.

      • afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world
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        I am just thinking of all those stories my wife tells me about her dementia patients who announce that they want to marry her.

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    insert thefuck?face.gif

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      This one?

      DaFuq

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        Yes

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    Once as a cashier, I was told that I was “sexy as hell” by an older woman soooo stoned she was wall-eyed, practically laying on the counter.

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