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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Anon uses protection

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Anon uses protection

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • defunct_punk@lemmy.world
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    Made up story but even if it was real Anon dodged a bullet breaking up with that time waster

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        Dude just fucked her without a condom and then went and put on knight armor when told that wasn’t cool and to go get a condom. Why does he even have knight armor? I’m not sure I’d call that a random break up. Especially if he has a history of trying to avoid using protection.

        • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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          If you have knight armor and are high as fuck this is the expected result.

          Also I think its stolen from DBZA, basically Bulma asks if Vegeta was wearing protection and he notes he is wearing his armor, and thus Trunks was conceived.

          • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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            I doubt it’s stolen straight from dbza since the jokes been around longer than that

        • DreamySweet
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          Why does he even have knight armor?

          Maybe he is into re-enactment or LARPing?

  • telllos@lemmy.world
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    Not a keeper.

    • Rolando@lemmy.world
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      ikr in any good relationship, that’d be a story you remind each other of years later.

  • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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    “PARRY THIS YOU FLITHY CASUAL!!”

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    Should’ve said m’lady

  • DreamySweet
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    This could have been a funny story to tell their friends years later while their child listens awkwardly.

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    Get back on the horse, you’re a knight for God sakes!

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