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Something_something@lemmy.world to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 20 hours ago

Microsoft IT Guy Tries Turning It Off And On Again

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Microsoft IT Guy Tries Turning It Off And On Again

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Something_something@lemmy.world to The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 20 hours ago
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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Global tech giant Microsoft is in crisis this morning (Australian time), after it's servers experiences massive failures. Microsoft systems are experiencing major worldwide outages, with users locked out of Emails, and Exchange/Teams also being effected. While it has come as welcome news to Australian
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    The day they turn it off and never turn it on again will be a great day.

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    Good for him. There’s no one else in the IT department now, so why not try?

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    Microsoft IT last remaining human employee of Microsoft.

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