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sexy_peach@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago

I won't let Big Closet tell me how to live my life.

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I won't let Big Closet tell me how to live my life.

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sexy_peach@feddit.de to Programmer Humor@lemmy.mlEnglish · 2 years ago
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    Just be sure to pause for garbage collection occasionally.

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      And mark items dirty.

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    There is increased corruption as the lifespan of the cache grows, maintaining speed but reducing element quality

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    This is acceptable for commonly used, hot items. But you also need a colder storage for stuff that you ain’t gonna wear everyday!
    This young lady is just inefficient and has no care for the cost of hot cache.

    Personally, I use a top of bed hot cache, a chair warm cache and the rest in cold closet.

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      I use to run my closet asynchronously like that, but I would loose way too many small packets waiting for the cache to fill. Especially when they were mirrored. Now I exclusively use synchronous writes to the cold store. It may be slower but it’s worth it for better data integrity.

      Oh pro tip, if you use a FAT filesystem avoid horizontal striping.

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    Normalize and index your damn drawers or you’re deadlocked!

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    This is unironically how I think. Also carrying single items to their designated place is inefficient. I wait until there’s a pile so I can process in batch and avoid latency overhead. Same for vacuum cleaning, I need to strike a thoughtful balance between accumulated dust and the time expended on vacuuming. All to maximize throughput in my life.

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      Same. You can’t imagine the amount of discussions with wifey i had about this. Life is hard 🙄

      Also it’s not chaos when i exactly know where everything is. Even if there are socks on top of it. I put them there. For a reason.

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    Remember that cache goes stale

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      Is mom the cache invalidator we deserve?

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        But not the one you need. When she notices a smell it’s already too late.

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    Personally I assemble my clothes in a B+ tree on my desk. I’ve found that the hash lookup algorithm I was using had too many collisions.

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      What was you hash function? return 1?

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        shirt.isShortSleeved()

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          shirt.isShortSleeved()

          That would actually be sufficient for my use case, not gonna lie.

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    Access to the chair cache is O(n) tho

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      n = 1 and you have O(1)

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        Mom is way too harsh to call it a messy pile with only 1 cloth on the chair…

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          True that!

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        n isn’t even real

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          Random fractal cloth patches for an irrational n

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          N is the number elements to be parsed by the function

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    deleted by creator

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    Posts and Comments like this is why I love this place

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      Yeah, who needs R*****.

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    deleted by creator

  • katy ✨@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    big closet sounds like one of jay pritchett’s competitors

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    LIFO for lyfe!

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