A conscious list of plagiarisms:

I’m a bona fide† Jason Ardy here.

† I just looked this phase, “bona fide”, up in the dictionary and it’s so funny:

From The Collaborative International Dictionary of English v.0.48 [gcide]:

Bona fide \Bo"na fi"de\ [L.]

In or with good faith; without fraud or deceit; real or really; actual or actually; genuine or genuinely; as, you must proceed bona fide; a bona fide purchaser or transaction. [1913 Webster]